Mutant alert!

Here’s the email for this week.

Kroger parking lots are now having to deal with the Mutant infestation. All Normals and all IPAII, get on over there and see what you can do.
Instructions:
Kroger parking lots are generally very busy, so be careful where you tread. Watch out for the cars and everyone who is trying to go into the store. And try not to run into any of the parked cars, okay? Have fun, otherwise.

The instructions seem to be pretty clear here, but all you IPAIIs please keep your eyes on what’s happening so no one gets into trouble.

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Mutant alert!

Got your shirts and your stickers?

Here’s the email for this week.

Lord have mercy! The Mutants are now wanting the local swimming pools! All Normals and all IPAII get on over there. Quick!
Instructions:
If you have a public swimming pool in your area, get on over there and save the Mutants. Save everybody there in the process, too. If you don’t have one in your area, then look for the one closest to you and go have fun. Just don’t drown yourself, or anyone else, either.

Again, I think this email says enough. But if you need more, then let me know. If not, then go have a blast. Just be careful.

 

Mutant alert!

This is the email I sent. Below it is more info.

Now the Mutants are attacking our zoos. All Normals and all IPAII need to hurry to get this one done.
Instructions:
All members need to decide where the nearest zoo is in your area and go have fun. But try to not scare the other patrons. Or their kids. However, kids seem to have more fun watching the play going on with our members than the adults do, so. . .maybe you won’t be scaring the kids. Just be sure you don’t, okay? You may be bared from playing there again. Have fun.

More info:  Frankly, there’s not much more to say here. Zoos are generally outside, following along wide open walkways, so there shouldn’t be too much trouble in avoiding knocking anyone down as you’re chasing after each other. Just do your best to not scare the non members. Okay?   🙂