Here’s a copy of the email I just sent.
Mutant alert! Swimming pools again! Oh my. The Mutants are running around, scaring the swimmers. All Normals and IPAII hurry over there before they drown someone.
Of course, you’re not going to drown anyone, are you? I hope not. Geesh! But you Mutants sure want to mutate people. So you Normals and IPAII please see if you can stop them. But do have fun, okay?
I don’t know how you’re going to stop them. I’ve tried and tried to figure this out. 🙂 Just kidding. You all know how to figure it out. 🙂 Just have fun, but be safe. Okay?
Here’e the email I just sent.
Mutant alert! Subway restaurants are next, it seems. The Mutants don’t want any of the sandwiches, though. Too bad because they’re very delicious. They just want to mutate the clientele. All Normals and IPAII get on over there and see what you can do.
If you don’t have a Subway in your area, see if you can find one close by. But if you can’t, I’m sure the Mutants in your area are targeting whatever sandwich place you have. Get on over there and see if you can save them. Or save the people. Whichever.
Again, if you have any questions, let me know and I will answer them ASAP. Then go have fun. 🙂
Here’s the email I just sent:
Mutant alert! Got any Shell Stations around? The Mutants are targeting them mostly now, but I understand that, in some cities, and towns, they’re going after patrons in other filling stations. All Normals and IPAII get over to the stations in your area and see if the Mutants are there. Take care of the situation.
Oh my goodness. The filling stations now. What a trip. Okay, guys. Go see what kind of fun you can have running around their lots. Just be safe, watch out for traffic. Don’t interfere with the people who are wanting to gas up their vehicles.
Don’t think anything more needs to be said, but if you have a question, post it here and I will see what I can do to answer you. Otherwise go have fun. 🙂
Here’s the email I sent this time:
Now it’s bicycle routes. Where will these Mutants stop? They’re attacking all the bikers. All Normals and IPAII get to your nearest cycle routes and see what you can do.
Are we having fun yet? The poor bikers are, I’m sure. Just please don’t cause any wrecks. Just get over to your nearest bike route and have fun with each other. Try to leave the non members alone, unless they’re interested in joining the game. Just let them know they need a shirt.
Again, if you need more clear instructions just write your question here on our blog and I will get back to you. But for now go have fun. 🙂