Here’s the email I just sent:
New Instructions.
Mutant alert! Dollar General parking lots are being targeted now by the Mutants. They’re running amok among the patrons. All Normals and IPAII get over there and stop this.
Instructions:
If you have a Dollar General store in your area, then go have fun. If you don’t, see if you can find one close by. If not, then try to find Mutants in any of your small malls in your area. I’m sure you’ll find some. They seem to not mind which one they’re at. Just have fun and don’t scare the normal people.
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Don’t scare the non members. They’re liable to get mad at you. But if you can convince them it’s all fun, they might want to join you. Now won’t that be fun? Just make sure they understand they need a t-shirt for their ID so they won’t get into any trouble with anyone else. And go have fun. 🙂